segunda-feira, 22 de abril de 2019

Direto da Terra do Sol Nascente #49: "Sa-ra-ry"

Dear Momo,

It is clear from your most recent evaluations that you do not know how to spell "salary" correctly. It seems that, among other issues, your education has a enormous gap, with you blatantly ignoring the cultural benefits of sitting with family to watch spelling bee competitions. 

We could not tolerate your lack of deeper educational background any longer. We will not terminate your employment, although the Board of Directors has decided to change your "salary" to a "sarary", which will be implemented from the next month on.

Last: we expect from you good publications.

Sincerely, 

The Japanese Company

2 comentários:

Anônimo disse...

Hheheheheheh

Poor Momo... I hope the new sarary is better than the old salary!

:)

Rafael disse...

Hahaha It is actually the same!!! I couldn't believe it, I was very disappointed.

Anyway...I`m not planing to stay for much longer :)